He Knows He's a Dad When...

... He has re-strung, and is now trying to find a guitar nut on eBay for, a half size classical guitar...

He Knows He's a Dad When...

... He is already up and surrounded by children... Yawn...

He Knows He's a Dad When...

... He is back to basting babies again...

He Knows He's a Dad When...

... In the last year, he has only had one bath without his pants on...

He Knows He's A Dad When...

... A small person pleads with him to marry her and he refuses on the grounds that she isn't dried yet...

He Knows He's a Dad When...

... He wants to be at home with his girls...

He Knows He's a Dad When...

... He finds himself fashioning a shovel out of a bit of MDF, a plank from a pallet and 6 screws in order to build a snowman...

He Knows He's a Dad When...

... He tells his eldest that the Julia Donaldson songs won't play on his computer because of a 'technical fault'...

He Knows He's a Dad When...

... He sees snow in the garden and knows it'll be him out on his own in the cold for 2 hours building a snowman..

He Knows He's a Dad When...

... 'Just another ten minutes and then you can get up from your rest' can last as long as he wants it to... Usually until the end of the film...

He Knows He's a Dad When...

... He deliberately misleads his eldest about which dips are in the special offer and which ones aren't...