He knows he's a dad when...

... 4 hours after he is requested to wear it by the *alpha female* of the family, and despite the fact that for 2 of those hours she was asleep in another part of the house, he is still wearing the lime green Alice band with the big fluffy bunny ears...

He knows he's a dad when...

... He finds himself sitting on the sofa being fed imaginary 'Yoghurt' with a tiny spoon from a 'Kitty Food' box...