Still Life
10 years ago
Saturday 19 November 2011
Saturday 16 July 2011
He knows he's a dad when...
... He has to substitute his preferred cleaning agent, Cillit Bang, with something less harmful when removing self-styled Pollock-esque Biro ink tattoos from a little pink tummy...
Wednesday 13 July 2011
He knows he's a dad when...
... He finds himself sitting alone in traffic and can't resist the urge to make random rabbit faces...
Wednesday 29 June 2011
He knows he's a dad when...
... Instead of swearing and giving hand gestures to the obtuse drivers on the road, he simply passes them shaking his head in disappointment...
Friday 10 June 2011
He knows he's a dad when...
... He has to remove the *sleeping* mouse from the dining room floor and take it down the shed... And read it a story...
Monday 30 May 2011
He knows he's a dad when...
... 4 hours after he is requested to wear it by the *alpha female* of the family, and despite the fact that for 2 of those hours she was asleep in another part of the house, he is still wearing the lime green Alice band with the big fluffy bunny ears...
Sunday 29 May 2011
He knows he's a dad when...
... He finds himself sitting on the sofa being fed imaginary 'Yoghurt' with a tiny spoon from a 'Kitty Food' box...
Friday 22 April 2011
He knows he's a dad when...
... The little person counts the BMW noisily roaring past the garden centre on an otherwise perfect sunny bank holiday Friday as 'One Car' and replies, 'Yes he is.'
Wednesday 6 April 2011
He knows he's a dad when...
... He finds himself covering his newly erected trellis in solar-powered fairy-lights...
Saturday 12 March 2011
He knows he's a dad when...
... His re-marketing idea for the Dyson includes filling it up with sparkly stars...
Saturday 26 February 2011
Thursday 17 February 2011
Saturday 5 February 2011
He knows he's a dad when...
... He finds himself running through different scenarios to excuse the absence of the two dead goldfish he's flushing down the toilet...
Thursday 3 February 2011
He knows he's a dad when...
... He finds himself singing Julia Donaldson songs whilst walking around the warehouse at work...
Tuesday 18 January 2011
He knows he is a dad when...
... He finds himself puppeteering a piece of cheese whilst making mooing noises in a vague attempt to coax a giggling 2-year-old to her bath...
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